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St Patricks Day Jokes 2017

 

 

 

St Patricks Day Jokes 2017 Adult Jokes and riddles for Teacher:

Q:What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A: A jig mistake!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

 

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

Irish Funny Jokes 2017

 

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare.

Q: Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of them?
A: Yes, but only a little!

St Patricks Day Adult Jokes 2017

 

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

“I went out drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.”

“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.”

 

 

Q: Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

 

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
(When it’s a French fry!)

 

Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold!

“In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here.”

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!

St Patrick's Day Paddy Jokes

-Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.

“There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were.”

Q:How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
A:They’re hard to find!

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
(He gets wet!)


“I went out drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.”

“There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”

Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
Colin: I don’t know.
Ian: Rainbow Foods!

– Joke submitted by Ian C., Minneapolis, Minn.

 

Q: Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
A: Her red ones were in the wash!

Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald?
A: A Shamrock Shake.
“If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry. – Unknown”

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

– Joke submitted by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.
“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”
“There are many good reasons for drinking; one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”

Patrick’s Day Teacher Jokes

St Patricks Day Jokes 2017

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

– Joke submitted by Seth F., Frederick, Colo.

 

Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
Liam: What?
Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”

-Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.

 

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

– Joke submitted by Andy K., Perkasie, Pa.

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”

Carrot: Knock, knock.
Potato: Who’s there?
Carrot: Irish stew.
Potato: Irish stew, who?
Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

– Joke submitted by J.S., Hayward, Calif.
“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
– Joke submitted by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Md.

 

Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
Ally: I have no idea.
Jack: On his brag-pipes.

– Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.

“As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I’m going to punch someone.”

Funny captions

1.“May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.”

2.“If you’re luck enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!”

3. “We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”

 

Patrick’s Day Jokes Kids

 

St Patricks Day Jokes 2017 Jokes Kids and Riddles

What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they’re green!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house? He wanted to sit on the paddy-o!

Irish Funny Jokes
Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog!

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky charms!

What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy
What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland? Grape Britain!

How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy!
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? He gets wet?

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? Because he already had a pot of gold!

How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They’re hard to find!

What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck!

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